Dear Jamie

Jamie

Cuntfaced whore,

Best girl ever,

... This is so retarded. Anything I write, I won't ever send. It's fucking ridiculous to think that I would. She won't ever read it, I'm sure she doesn't even care. And she shouldn't. Who am I? Just some dumb fuck she met a few days ago that happens to play in a band she likes.

And now she's good and rid of me.
Fuck.

'Never be that girl.' Never's a long fuckin' time, y'know? A long fuckin' time. Especially now, in high school. 'Cause we're young. She kept saying ... that I deserved someone that's as into me as I am into her.

But no chick has ever told me how great I am like she does. Never.
God, I wonder how bad she fawns over this Caleb dude. He must get blowjobs all the goddamn time, she's so ecstatic over him.

See, Isaac? See why you're never anything more than a guaranteed date and maybe somebody to play tonsil hockey with or somebody to get close to to find more out about Thom? Because you're an asshole. That's right.

Dick. Wad.
Now quit your bitching, accept your lot in life, and write some fucking music. Make yourself useful.

Ass.