Just fine, thank you.

Who: Pandect
When: 7:30 am
Where: Lamplighter Motel

From: Error
To: Frontdesk@Lamplighter.com
Subject: Hello

Hello. How are you today?

Pandect took a moment to stare at the computer, the message had a sort of odd quality to it, and of course Pandect was resolutely suspicious. But then there was his patented curiosity, it had become strong now that he felt safe, here in Marquette, against his better judgment. He didn't really know that much about computers anyway, just the basics, like how to open Solitaire.

Just fine thank you, I think you may have the wrong address. There, that was about right, very noncommital. And seeing as business was slow and Mr. Andrew was home sick and unlikely to bother him, there was no harm in it.